{240}{287}Miley, whats wrong?
{359}{431}-Did you get a D in Alge'bra?|-No.
{453}{492}A D in Science?
{533}{594}You saw your year'book picture?
{614}{669}No, lm listening...
{671}{739}Whats wrong|with my year'book picture?
{758}{877}Nothing. lts a sweet smile. lt says,|lm friendly, and l like spinach.
{912}{971}This is what l get for eating healthy.
{975}{1028}So what are you listening to?
{1029}{1158}-Only the most romantic e-'book ever.|-Love Beyond Love: A Story Of Love?
{1187}{1224}Did you get to the part|at the flea market
{1225}{1309}where Chloe and Jacques 'both|reach for that romantic 'book of poetry?
{1311}{1389}Their hands just touched,|their eyes just met,
{1390}{1428}-and the air was filled...|-And the air was filled...
{1429}{1507}-...with a thousand violins.|-...with a thousand violins.
{1572}{1635}Yeah, l saw|your year'book picture, too, Stewart.
{1636}{1749}So sad. That 'beautiful piece of spinach|surrounded 'by all that ugly.
{1802}{1870}Yeah, well, l saw|your year'book picture, too, Joannie.
{1872}{1927}Looks just like you. Sorry.
{1947}{1994}You really want to go there|with me, Truscott?
{1995}{2030}Any day, Palum'bo.
{2032}{2062}Except Wednesdays. Youve got piano.
{2064}{2125}Except Wednesdays,|'but any other day.
{2136}{2243}lm scared, Truscott.|Or should l say, Wimp-cott!
{2370}{2448}l hate her so much|l name my 'boogers after her.
{2478}{2564}You know, we should feel sorry for her.|A girl like that will never find love
{2565}{2622}like Chloe did with Jacques.
{2695}{2744}Sorry. Here.
{2745}{2825}This is your poetry 'book.
{2918}{2977}-No!|-No!
{3127}{3166}Come on!
{3168}{3238}You get the limo out front
{3269}{3359}Hottest styles, every shoe|every colour
{3360}{3440}Yeah, when youre famous|it can 'be kind of fun
{3457}{3554}Its really you|'but no one ever discovers
{3578}{3662}Who would have thought|that a girl like me
{3664}{3794}Would dou'ble as a superstar?
{3796}{3898}You get the 'best of 'both worlds
{3899}{3946}Chill it out, take it slow
{3947}{3988}Then you rock out the show
{3990}{4097}You get the 'best of 'both worlds
{4098}{4139}Mix it all together
{4141}{4225}And you know that|its the 'best of 'both worlds
{4344}{4411}-Well, sorry.|-lm sorrier.
{4412}{4459}lm sorriest.
{4461}{4514}This whole thing is sorry.
{4526}{4596}-All right. Well, 'bye.|-Bye.
{4597}{4630}-Bye.|-Hi.
{4631}{4659}Hi.
{4709}{4768}-Snap out of it!|-Snap out of it!
{4777}{4809}What?
{4810}{4865}Shes evil.
{4866}{4950}Yeah, and shes 'been that way|since the second grade.
{4962}{5007}l loved that kite.
{5068}{5185}l love my kite. l love my kite. l love...
{5186}{5233}My kite!
{5314}{5398}l love my 'balloon. l love my 'balloon. l...
{5399}{5434}My 'balloon!
{5521}{5576}No way you are dating that kite-cutting,
{5577}{5649}'balloon-popping|wart on a 'big monkey 'butt!
{5672}{5725}Yeah, shes...
{5727}{5815}You know when you go to|'big monkey 'butt l cant top that.
{5816}{5919}Anyway, you never|liked Joannie 'before. Why now?
{5921}{6007}Well, l never really|looked into her eyes 'before.
{6018}{6069}Those deep green...
{6071}{6172}Vats of mouldy, toxic fungus!|Those eyes?
{6215}{6318}Please promise us|you wont ask her out. Please, quick!
{6320}{6410}Okay, all right. Fine.|l wont ask her out.
{6411}{6448}Good call.
{6492}{6522}l picked up yours 'by mistake.
{6524}{6589}-Do you want to go out?|-ld love to.
{6836}{6922}-l need to use the 'bathroom.|-No pro'blem, kid. Thatll 'be one dollar.
{6923}{6968}But l dont have a dollar.
{6970}{7060}You shouldve thought of that|'before you had that extra-large drink.
{7062}{7128}But you talked me into 'buying it.
{7129}{7162}Did l?
{7279}{7334}Hi, so whats good here?
{7374}{7421}Youre looking at it.
{7440}{7520}And if you act right now,|lll throw in a romantic evening
{7522}{7588}and an order of macho nachos.
{7589}{7663}Wow. Well, talk a'bout your value meal.
{7699}{7798}-lm sorry. Did that actually work?|-No,
{7800}{7886}'but lve 'been watching you for a while|and l think youre cute.
{7887}{7952}So when do l get|that evening of romance?
{7953}{8021}Let me check my schedule.
{8022}{8114}Fe'bruary, March, July...|How a'bout tonight?
{8186}{8227}What?
{8276}{8348}Hey, Jackson.|l see youve met my cousin.
{8378}{8448}Your cousin? Shes your cousin.
{8475}{8567}You are so funny.|l cant wait to see you tonight.
{8625}{8678}-Oh, 'boy.|-l know.
{8679}{8806}Cute, huh?|Except for that weird laugh. Annoying.
{8850}{8888}Little 'bit.
{8949}{9000}Okay, this is crazy. lts almost noon,
{9001}{9062}and we havent heard anything|from Oliver a'bout the date.
{9064}{9146}Come on, Lilly.|Weve just got to think positive.
{9147}{9260}l mean, the date pro'ba'bly went awful,|and he ran away in screaming terror.
{9309}{9403}Or it went great, and hes strolling|towards us, happily in love.
{9404}{9443}Hey, guys.
{9460}{9525}Come on, Big-O.|Lets go some place with a nicer view.
{9526}{9591}Yeah, you 'better get her|off the 'beach, Big-O.
{9592}{9653}Didnt you read the signs?|No dogs allowed.
{9655}{9741}-You want to go, Truscott?|-Bring it on, kite-cutter.
{9756}{9791}Hey, hey.
{9856}{9882}-Okay.|-Okay.
{9883}{9971}Listen, love-doodle,|you promised youd 'be nice.
{9972}{10021}-Love-doodle?|-Love-doodle?
{10022}{10058}Let me take care of this.
{10059}{10116}Go over to the 'boardwalk,|and get yourself a ceramic dolphin.
{10117}{10170}-My treat.|-Thanks, Big-O.
{10263}{10314}Okay, guys, you know what?|l really like her.
{10316}{10400}Cant you at least try to 'be nice to her?|For me?
{10402}{10480}Oliver, when you put it that way... No.
{10506}{10594}-Some friends you are.|-Oliver, stop.
{10596}{10703}Cant you just give it a shot?|lnvite her to a sleepover or something.
{10704}{10743}Like wed ever have a sleepover|with Joannie.
{10744}{10797}Fine, well invite her.
{10798}{10872}Girl-who-always-says-say-what|say what?
{10976}{11021}l cant 'believe|you dragged me into this.
{11022}{11088}Just remem'ber that its for Oliver.
{11090}{11178}Fine. Look, l set up her sleeping 'bag.|Are you happy?
{11350}{11393}A ru'b'ber snake?
{11432}{11514}-Come on, Lilly. Youre 'better than that.|-Yeah, l know. lts real.
{11515}{11554}Get that thing out of here!
{11555}{11643}Look, lll get rid of this snake|if you get rid of that one.
{11644}{11677}Lilly.
{11708}{11802}Fine. Come on, Wiggly.|You dont want to meet her anyway.
{11841}{11931}-And here we are.|-Hey, guys.
{11932}{12031}Remem'ber,|my friends are your friends.
{12079}{12113}-Whatever you say, honey.|-Okay.
{12114}{12150}-Well, all right, 'bye.|-All right, 'bye.
{12151}{12190}-Bye.|-Bye-'bye.
{12191}{12223}Bye.
{12224}{12271}Lets get this over with.
{12278}{12339}Good to see you, too, Joannie.
{12341}{12413}-Lilly, say hi to Joannie.|-Whatever.
{12415}{12520}So, this is just gonna 'be so much fun.|What do you girls want to do tonight?
{12522}{12561}-Puke.|-Leave.
{12597}{12664}Well, it can only go up from here.
{12741}{12788}l cant 'believe this.
{12790}{12889}Yeah, and l cant 'believe that|you and Rico are from the same...
{12891}{12955}-Family?|-l was gonna say species.
{13032}{13093}Okay, lm really not that funny.
{13115}{13201}-l mean it. Stop.|-Okay.
{13348}{13382}Hey-oh!
{13467}{13512}ls something wrong?
{13514}{13598}No, its just sand in my eye.
{13618}{13673}Evil little grains of sand.
{13712}{13757}Now where were we?
{13792}{13866}lve 'been waiting|for this moment all night.
{13952}{14059}Sorry, l have to poop.
{14223}{14313}And now, Milda,|its your turn to travel with the pants.
{14355}{14419}Eat plasma, alien scum.
{14436}{14530}-Will you keep it down, Palum'bo?|-You keep it down, Truscott.
{14532}{14568}Make me.
{14569}{14614}You know,|l was thinking we could do something
{14616}{14688}a little more slum'ber-partyish.
{14689}{14746}How a'bout a good old-fashioned|pillow fight?
{14747}{14817}-Actually, l was thinking...|-Sounds good to me!
{14843}{14908}Or we could play a 'board game.
{14909}{15005}Or do our nails, or talk a'bout Oliver.|Oliver.
{15006}{15065}How we love that he... He...
{15138}{15199}He is 'bringing us together.
{15491}{15536}Just pick something.
{15577}{15680}Now, Lillian, l am sure|there is a nicer way you could say that.
{15709}{15832}Youre right. Joannie, will you|please just pick something?
{15858}{15899}Fine!
{15900}{15976}Lifes what you make it
{15978}{16050}How does she have a career?|Shes terri'ble.
{16084}{16150}Okay, its official. l hate her, too.
{16187}{16290}Now, Milian, l am sure theres|a nicer way you can say that.
{16341}{16458}Look at that. Her 'big fat lips dont|even match that squeaky little voice.
{16470}{16508}Thats it.
{16640}{16677}Yes, Oliver.
{16691}{16777}-Hows it going?|-Great.
{16778}{16846}Then why arent you sitting with her?
{16897}{16944}How do you know that?
{17090}{17154}-Go home.|-Okay.
{17155}{17237}I love you guys for trying.|Youre the 'best. Bye.
{17280}{17348}What do we do now?|We cant 'be friends with her.
{17368}{17465}Were doing this for Oliver.|The least we can do is fake it.
{17488}{17516}Fine.
{17518}{17579}Enough of this gar'bage.
{17580}{17619}Hockey, yes.
{17665}{17728}-l love hockey.|-You do?
{17749}{17872}-Yeah, who doesnt like hockey?|-Yeah, Miley likey hockey.
{17917}{18009}-Hey, is that Mario LCham'beaux?|-Yeah. Hes making another come'back.
{18010}{18127}lf the guy gets any older, theyre gonna|have to put 'blades on his walker.
{18129}{18250}No kidding. Check it. Looks like|he had more face-lifts than face-offs.
{18251}{18362}Yeah, l 'bet hes so old,|he, like, cant even shoot a touchdown.
{18618}{18746}No, Joannie. Were 1 0,000 feet up.|Stop pushing!
{18795}{18873}What? Stop... Wheres my parachute?
{18875}{18938}Joannie!
{18967}{19047}-That was horri'ble.|-Dont worry, it was just a 'bad dream.
{19048}{19091}l was talking a'bout last night.
{19092}{19195}ln my dream, l went splat,|'but at least l got away from Joannie.
{19196}{19264}So, where is|the Wicked Witch of the West Coast?
{19265}{19306}Shes in the 'bathroom.
{19307}{19358}Stealing soap, no dou'bt.
{19408}{19498}So, good jo'b with the hockey thing|last night.
{19500}{19601}-Way to fake it.|-Yeah, a'bout that.
{19602}{19723}Somewhere 'between the hockey game|and the spitting contest,
{19725}{19795}it stopped 'being fake.
{19846}{19916}Girl-who-says-l-say-what say what?
{19937}{19992}Well, first she wanted|to put your 'bra in the freezer,
{19994}{20072}'but l said, No, lets go out on the deck|and have a spitting contest instead.
{20074}{20113}Going to work.
{20275}{20353}By the way,|its a little slippery out there.
{20380}{20431}What do you mean|you stopped faking?
{20433}{20492}-What up, T-Cott?|-Yo, yo, P-Bo.
{20494}{20555}Yo, yo... How long was l asleep?
{20575}{20667}-Hey, what was that thud?|-Jackson took a dip in Lake Loogie.
{20669}{20712}-Sweet.|-l know.
{20786}{20872}You seem to have forgotten something.|We hate her.
{20914}{20969}We did, 'but now, not so much.
{20980}{21037}Hey, howd it go?
{21067}{21143}Cause l dont know|cause l wasnt here.
{21180}{21219}We actually had fun,
{21221}{21288}and Lillys gonna play|in the pick-up hockey game today.
{21289}{21342}-She is?|-You are?
{21353}{21437}-Didnt l tell you that?|-See you at the rink, T-Cott.
{21439}{21513}Sock it, lock it, put it in your pocket.
{21537}{21580}This is so cool.
{21658}{21713}Well, look at that.
{21714}{21844}A room full of B-F-F-F-F-Fs.
{21886}{22001}l hadnt seen that many Fs|since Jacksons last report card.
{22012}{22057}Dang, lm funny.
{22079}{22176}Well, thanks T-Cott, l had a great time.|And, Miley, l...
{22178}{22223}Well, 'bye.
{22225}{22278}lll see you at the game.
{22387}{22452}You know, you can come|to the game, too, if you want.
{22453}{22486}How could you do this to me?
{22488}{22531}Miley, if youd just|give Joannie a chance, youll...
{22532}{22614}Give her a chance?|Shed push me out of a plane.
{22628}{22700}-You were dreaming.|-She wouldve done it.
{22744}{22779}Well, can we talk a'bout this later?
{22780}{22876}l promised Joannie|ld warm up with her 'before the game.
{22877}{22907}Bye.
{23019}{23086}Did you see that, Daddy?|Theyre all friends.
{23087}{23126}Well, thats just wrong.
{23127}{23213}Kids 'being friends,|doing stuff together?
{23231}{23334}There ought to 'be a law against it.|A law, l tell you!
{23336}{23428}lm serious. Theyre already doing stuff|without me after a couple of days.
{23429}{23478}Wheres it gonna end?
{23496}{23535}-Out of the way!|-Out of the way!
{23538}{23566}Get out of the way!
{23568}{23621}-Out of the way!|-Guys, wait for me!
{23662}{23709}Hey, yall.|Do you guys want to hang out today?
{23711}{23812}-No way, Milly.|-We got a hockey game today.
{23813}{23895}l cant 'believe|you were friends with that loser.
{23940}{23981}My names Miley.
{24072}{24113}Come on, Mile.
{24114}{24194}Lilly and Olivers|never gonna forget a'bout you.
{24195}{24300}Youre right! They wont|cause lm not gonna let them.
{24301}{24406}lf they want to play hockey,|l can hock it up with the 'best of them.
{24590}{24616}Hey.
{24617}{24718}-Jackson. You feeling 'better?|-Yeah. Yeah, lm fine.
{24754}{24822}Look, a'bout last night.|lt wasnt really my stomach.
{24824}{24926}The truth is, lve got this thing|with Rico and l just need...
{24936}{24973}One sec.
{25024}{25108}What?|No, Miley, l dont have a hockey stick.
{25125}{25209}l dont know.|Try a sporting goods store or Canada.
{25247}{25311}Hey, thanks for waxing my 'board.|lll finish up.
{25312}{25382}-Your 'boards in the 'back.|-Cool.
{25383}{25452}l dont care. lm 'busy. Bye-'bye.
{25585}{25673}-Man, its getting worse.|-Whats getting worse?
{25675}{25714}Just dont talk.
{25716}{25831}Please, l need to get over this,|and theres only one way to do that.
{25833}{25890}Jackson, what are you...
{25919}{25982}What l shouldve done last night.
{26057}{26149}l really like you,|and this is gonna fix everything.
{26221}{26334}-Jackson, what are you doing?|-l was going to ask the same question!
{26335}{26399}This is not what it looks like.
{26400}{26451}He said you were weird.
{26468}{26548}lf this is your way|of trying to kiss up to the 'boss,
{26550}{26595}its not working.
{26861}{26935}-Hey, Big-O.|-Hey, Jo-Jo.
{26936}{27012}You know, you looked great out there.
{27274}{27348}Nice outfit, Stewart.|Playing hockey or 'baking a cake?
{27350}{27389}Good one, P-Bo.
{27447}{27523}-Whos the dork?|-lts Miley. Miley.
{27539}{27572}Miley!
{27586}{27691}Youre here. Thats great.|You look great.
{27693}{27748}And l feel great, T-Cott.
{27768}{27893}Get ready to sock it, lock it and rock it,|'because this girl knows how to hock it.
{27964}{28009}l got it in my mask.
{28057}{28139}Miley, lm really glad youre here,|'but are you sure you wanna do this?
{28140}{28222}Yeah. l mean, if you and Oliver|are gonna hang out with Joannie,
{28224}{28254}so am l.
{28255}{28320}But you stink at sports.
{28321}{28424}Come on. Stop worrying.|Everythings going to 'be totally
{28458}{28490}fine.
{28603}{28646}Missed me, sucker.
{28808}{28898}Nothing gets past the wall.|Nothing gets past the wall.
{28938}{28983}Hey, l caught it.
{29021}{29053}Daddy.
{29235}{29304}l heard a ding. Are my 'brownies ready?
{29503}{29593}Look, Miley.|Here comes Oliver with more ice.
{29594}{29641}You remem'ber Oliver.
{29684}{29750}Are you feeling any 'better, Miley?
{29779}{29824}No.
{29825}{29932}lm 'beat up,|l smell like a giant sweat sock,
{29934}{30024}and P-Bo is stealing my 'best friends.
{30025}{30115}What? What are you talking a'bout?|Shes not stealing any'body.
{30116}{30215}But youre right a'bout that sweat sock.|lts a little stanky.
{30234}{30310}Miley, do you really think|just 'because l kind of like Joannie now,
{30311}{30366}it means lm not gonna 'be|your 'best friend any more?
{30368}{30444}Well, yeah, may'be a little.
{30446}{30574}l mean, l thought l was losing you guys.|l wasnt thinking... lm injured. Be nice!
{30612}{30696}Miley, youre always gonna|'be my 'best girl-'bud.
{30714}{30784}-Hey!|-One of my two 'best girl-'buds.
{30852}{30957}But l dont like your girlfriend.
{30979}{31059}Thats cool.|She doesnt like you, either.
{31097}{31166}But you tried, and that means a lot.
{31183}{31290}So, you dont care that l think|that shes a wart on a 'big monkey 'butt?
{31291}{31367}-ls that okay if l use that now?|-All yours.
{31368}{31448}Look, lm dating someone|you dont like.
{31450}{31538}Odds are that were gonna date people|the other two cant stand.
{31539}{31586}Yeah. You remem'ber Josh?
{31612}{31661}And Trey.
{31662}{31707}-And Jake.|-Oh, my gosh.
{31708}{31776}Guys, you made your point.
{31799}{31863}Look, the important thing is,|we just have to trust
{31864}{31944}that this is strong enough|to handle anything.
{32065}{32139}You know, l could learn to like hockey.
{32232}{32297}Hi, whats good here?
{32330}{32369}Youre looking at it.
{32371}{32453}And if you act right now,|lll throw in an evening of romance
{32455}{32516}and an order of macho nachos.
{32557}{32610}-Youre cute.|-One sec.
{32638}{32699}l cant 'believe that worked again.
{32700}{32763}Hey, Jackson,|l see youve met my sister.
{32809}{32874}Hey, hot stuff. Wanna go dancing?
{32949}{32982}Go away!
{33015}{33048}Excuse me?
{33050}{33124}Miss me, miss me,|'bet you want to kiss me.
{33151}{33212}l would never kiss you!
{33213}{33280}Fine. Kiss this, jerk.
{33398}{33468}You are ruining my life!
{33519}{33578}You say the sweetest things.
