{90}{193}He goes from the top of the key.|He shoots, he scores!
{243}{333}l cannot 'believe Justin Tim'berlake|is from the same species.
{334}{387}Some 'boys are such pigs.
{441}{480}-Lilly!|-What?
{497}{573}Close your mouth.|Were in the ninth grade.
{574}{668}You got to start acting more like,|l dont know, a girl.
{686}{772}What are you talking a'bout?|l act like a girl all the time.
{773}{807}lncoming!
{821}{876}Truscott from downtown!
{918}{957}Dont say 'boo-yah, dont say 'boo-yah.
{958}{995}Boo-yah!
{1035}{1086}Yeah, nice shot, Shaq.
{1088}{1134}Muy macko.
{1135}{1176}lts macho.
{1177}{1245}Whatever. You know lm 'bad at French.
{1279}{1351}Well, at least l know how to 'be a girl.
{1448}{1517}l never thought this day would come,
{1532}{1567}'but Am'ber and Ashley are right.
{1568}{1615}l hate you for making me say that.
{1616}{1658}Theyre not right!|l know how to 'be a girl.
{1659}{1723}Yeah? Then why dont you have a date|for the dance on Friday?
{1724}{1787}Not everyone is going to the dance.|Youre not going.
{1788}{1845}lve got a Hannah concert.
{1847}{1889}Details. Details.
{1902}{1957}Hey, guys, did you hear|whos going to the dance Friday night
{1958}{1993}with Ga'be Lamotti?
{1994}{2092}You mean, Hottie Lamotti|with the swimmers 'body?
{2093}{2132}-Who?|-Me!
{2133}{2196}We started as la'b partners|and the next thing l know,
{2197}{2296}lm growing his 'boutonniere|in its own self-contained 'biosphere.
{2330}{2362}Who are you guys going with?
{2363}{2424}lm not going. l have a thing.
{2435}{2484}Yeah, l got a thing, too.
{2486}{2576}Different thing than her thing,|'but a thing. Big thing.
{2610}{2707}No dates? Well, dont feel 'bad.|Therell 'be more dances.
{2708}{2792}Unless glo'bal warming kills us first.|Bye!
{2831}{2904}Youre right. Even Saint Sarah|has a date for the dance.
{2905}{2940}lm a failure as a girl!
{2941}{3023}No. Listen, lm not going|to let you give up, okay?
{3025}{3076}Theres a ninth-grade girl|in there somewhere,
{3077}{3122}we just got to get her out, okay?
{3124}{3232}Lets start with this hat,|and stop sitting like a guy.
{3233}{3292}And 'basta with the pasta already!
{3336}{3399}Like that is gonna do any good.
{3426}{3475}Well, it looks like its working|for Matt Marshall.
{3476}{3535}Matt Marshall! lve 'been crushing|on him ever since the first time...
{3537}{3592}-Hey, Lilly.|-Sup, Matt?
{3616}{3660}Act like a girl.
{3661}{3727}So, Matthew, come here often?
{3769}{3832}Of course he does, its school!
{3858}{3921}So are you going to the dance|this Friday?
{3922}{3961}No, l dont think lll actually...
{3962}{4004}l dont know. May'be. Why do you ask?
{4005}{4073}l just thought if you were going then,|you know, we could may'be...
{4074}{4109}-Carpool?|-No, l kind of meant...
{4110}{4136}-Yeah?|-What?
{4138}{4177}-What?|-Sweet ni'blets.
{4178}{4231}Of course|shell go to the dance with you!
{4233}{4275}-Cool!|-Cool.
{4276}{4329}lm going to the dance with Matt! Yes!
{4330}{4370}How do l do it?
{4519}{4557}Come on!
{4558}{4658}You get the limo out front
{4659}{4749}Hottest styles, every shoe|every colour
{4750}{4847}Yeah, when youre famous|it can 'be kind of fun
{4848}{4969}Its really you|'but no one ever discovers
{4970}{5052}Who would have thought|that a girl like me
{5054}{5185}Would dou'ble as a superstar?
{5186}{5288}You get the 'best of 'both worlds
{5289}{5336}Chill it out, take it slow
{5337}{5379}Then you rock out the show
{5380}{5487}You get the 'best of 'both worlds
{5488}{5530}Mix it all together
{5531}{5615}And you know that|its the 'best of 'both worlds
{5769}{5812}So cool. l love this part.
{5813}{5910}Lilly. Lilly, l hope|youve got your shopping shoes on,
{5911}{6011}cause lm gonna take you|from skate chick to date chick.
{6033}{6071}Okay. One second,|'but lm watching Teen Court.
{6072}{6118}lts almost over.
{6126}{6200}Lets listen as Judge Joe|hands down his verdict
{6201}{6305}in the case of Bo'b'by and Michael|and the Busted Motorcycle.
{6306}{6392}Bo'b'by, you 'borrowed a 'bike|and 'brought it 'back 'busted.
{6393}{6428}Thats 'bologna.
{6429}{6546}And speaking of food,|its time for justice to 'be served.
{6560}{6595}-Serve it up.|-Serve it up.
{6596}{6649}Whats on the menu for today, Big D?
{6650}{6769}Were going to treat our guilty party|to a hearty helping of oatmeal,
{6790}{6866}with plenty of|Vermonts finest maple syrup.
{6916}{7016}Yes, sir, Big D,|that is some sweet justice.
{7017}{7043}Case closed.
{7054}{7153}Dude, he got served!|Breakfast, lunch, and...
{7242}{7295}This is what|you were talking a'bout, right?
{7297}{7403}Yeah. Listen, just 'because|Matt already asked you to the dance
{7404}{7451}doesnt mean|that he cant change his mind.
{7452}{7503}You know,|you got him ni'b'bling on the cheese,
{7504}{7573}'but now you got to snap the trap!
{7604}{7643}Miley, he already asked me,
{7644}{7701}its not like hes gonna dump me|and then ask some...
{7703}{7746}What is he doing?
{7747}{7814}l love skate'boarding. lts so viral.
{7829}{7919}-lts virile.|-Who cares. lts still hot!
{7960}{8011}-And so are you.|-And so are you.
{8100}{8159}Looks like someones|messing with your man.
{8161}{8265}Thats it. lm through 'being|one of the guys. Girl me up, 'ba'by.
{8344}{8430}JBAD 1 09.6, Los Angeles.
{8432}{8473}Now get those dialling digits ready,
{8474}{8554}cause the lucky 2 4th caller|gets two courtside seats
{8555}{8688}for this Sundays playoff game|featuring your Los Angeles Lakers!
{8689}{8740}Hey, there, new 'buddy, hows it going?
{8742}{8792}-Not now, Thor!|-Okay.
{8827}{8874}-How a'bout now?|-No!
{8875}{8910}Okay.
{8956}{9003}-How a'bout now?|-No!
{9004}{9070}Look, lm trying to win a contest here,|so just...
{9071}{9139}Congratulations!|Youre the lucky 2 4th caller!
{9160}{9199}l did it! l won!
{9200}{9235}Hello? Hello?
{9236}{9339}No, no, wait! lm here! Hello? Hello?
{9340}{9366}Hello?
{9369}{9411}-Hello?|-Hello?
{9412}{9449}If youre gone, Im moving on.
{9450}{9507}Hello? Hello?
{9509}{9580}Hello? Sorry, cant talk now.
{9622}{9659}Holy cow.
{9660}{9721}You! Dont hang up!
{9781}{9825}Let me help, eh?
{9826}{9865}No!
{9923}{10032}Yes, thank you.|Thank you. J-Bad rocks!
{10050}{10142}Wow. Courtside seats for the Lakers!
{10170}{10250}You know what ld do|if l had courtside seats for the Lakers?
{10251}{10320}ld take you|cause youre my new 'buddy.
{10321}{10376}So who are you gonna take?
{10390}{10467}Well, actually, Thor,|l hadnt really thought a'bout it.
{10487}{10565}l get it. You got lots of friends.
{10566}{10666}Hey, l know what thats like.|Back on the farm, l had tons of friends.
{10667}{10704}And cows.
{10737}{10784}Okay, all my friends were cows,
{10785}{10960}'but they were really good listeners|with 'big 'brown eyes, sweet smiles...
{10998}{11041}Dont look at me!
{11094}{11161}Thor, do you want to go to the game?
{11202}{11309}Yes! Yes! Thank you, Jackson!|Thank you.
{11321}{11390}You are the ice 'beneath my skates.
{11391}{11446}Dont ever say that again!
{11448}{11505}Okey-dokey, artichoke-y.
{11532}{11571}That, either!
{11599}{11714}There he is! l just heard you on J-Bad!
{11715}{11869}Yee, doggies! Me and my 'boy are|gonna sit courtside at a playoff game!
{11901}{11985}Can you 'believe this is happening?
{12083}{12128}Come on, Lilly.|No'bodys gonna laugh at you.
{12130}{12189}-You look great.|-l do not.
{12191}{12320}l look like Am'ber and Ashley|threw up on me. l cant do this.
{12321}{12390}-Hello.|-Hey, hey, new girl.
{12391}{12470}Whered you come from? Hot-sylvania?
{12471}{12513}Shut up, Nick. lts me.
{12529}{12599}The new girl sounds kind of like Lilly.
{12624}{12665}lt is Lilly!
{12698}{12786}What happened to you? You look fine!
{12788}{12820}-Really?|-Totally.
{12821}{12853}Yeah.
{12866}{12905}Books, 'books.
{12920}{12984}Oh, my. These 'books are so heavy.
{13017}{13088}-l got them. l got them.|-No, no, please. l got them. l got them.
{13089}{13142}-Wow.|-l know.
{13299}{13366}Listen, Thor,|a'bout the playoff game. l...
{13367}{13433}Happy, happy playoffs|May all your dreams come true
{13434}{13526}I hope you like this carrot cake|My mom made it for you
{13567}{13648}-Man.|-Yeah, its a 'basket'ball cake.
{13649}{13731}And theres 1 3 pounds of|Minnesota cream cheese in there.
{13733}{13797}Thatll put some junk in your trunk.
{13809}{13852}Yeah, it looks great.
{13853}{13928}lt should.|My mom stayed up all night 'baking it.
{13929}{14019}Shes just so happy|lve finally got a two-legged friend.
{14031}{14107}Any-hoo, what were you gonna say|a'bout the game?
{14108}{14202}-Youre paying for parking.|-Okey-dokey, artichoke-y.
{14203}{14278}Thor, stop thaying that! Thaying that!
{14313}{14405}Listen, Thor, lm late for thience clath!|Dang fla'b'bit!
{14433}{14497}-Todd, youre so funny.|-Lower and slower.
{14509}{14576}Todd, you are so funny.
{14601}{14700}So, New Lilly, you want to hang|at the dance with me?
{14701}{14762}Sorry, 'boys, shes taken.
{14779}{14856}l am not just good. l am scary good.
{14919}{14964}-Lilly?|-Oh, 'boy.
{14981}{15034}l mean, oh, 'boy.
{15056}{15115}-Wow, you look so...|-l know.
{15117}{15199}-And its all for you.|-And its all for you.
{15266}{15316}Save it for the dance.
{15375}{15407}Bye.
{15434}{15522}Save it for the dance.|Way to snap the trap!
{15535}{15569}Nails.
{15580}{15619}l am so proud of you.
{15679}{15751}Id like to dedicate this song|to a special friend
{15752}{15832}who I hope is having|an awesome time tonight.
{15834}{15860}How did I get here?
{15862}{15931}I turned around and there you were
{15932}{15993}I didnt think twice or rationalise
{15995}{16076}Cause somehow I knew
{16077}{16157}That there was more|than just chemistry
{16158}{16230}I mean, I knew|you were kind of into me
{16231}{16328}But I figured its too good to 'be true
{16421}{16491}Go ahead, honey. lll 'be right there.
{16510}{16569}Lilly, what are you doing here?
{16570}{16637}l tried calling you|every time l got offstage.
{16638}{16705}Were you a little too 'busy with Matt?
{16706}{16749}He stood me up.
{16794}{16892}-What?|-l sat at home waiting for two hours.
{16955}{17032}Lilly. Look at you.
{17067}{17134}l 'bet some hearts were 'broken tonight.
{17149}{17188}Just one.
{17247}{17291}Way to go, Dad.
{17484}{17615}How can 'boys 'be so cruel?
{17646}{17699}How could someone do|something like that to Lilly?
{17700}{17788}Dont they know|how delicate and fragile girls are?
{17827}{17897}Sugar and spice and hands like a vice.
{17898}{17955}Heaven help the 'boy|who stands you up.
{17956}{18009}You got that right, 'bu'b!
{18161}{18193}Morning.
{18217}{18276}-How you feeling?|-Okay.
{18277}{18376}-Thanks for letting me sleep over.|-lt was our pleasure, Lilly.
{18388}{18468}Lilly! Thats what Matt called me!
{18521}{18572}-Dad!|-Thats her name.
{18596}{18649}-Think a little!|-Okay.
{18680}{18788}Would you like some 'bacon,|little pieces of 'bacon?
{18849}{18933}No, thanks.|But dont let me spoil your morning.
{18934}{19020}You go ahead|and live your happy lives. Enjoy.
{19058}{19138}-Dad, may'be you should...|-Gotcha.
{19177}{19222}lm just gonna go out on the deck|and eat.
{19223}{19280}l just need to get one|of these placemats.
{19282}{19318}Matt!
{19363}{19397}Out!
{19443}{19529}Lilly, l hate seeing you like this.|lts not right.
{19530}{19571}Theres got to 'be a way to get him 'back
{19572}{19629}for all the pain and suffering|hes caused you.
{19630}{19681}ld like to know how.
{19714}{19777}Have you 'been put through|pain and suffering?
{19786}{19839}Did someone do you wrong?
{19840}{19910}-They did her wrong!|-Heck, yeah!
{19911}{20026}Well, dont just sit there and take it,|take it to court. The Teen Court.
{20028}{20099}-Where justice is served.|-Where justice is served!
{20436}{20509}Hey, Dad, l need to talk to you|a'bout these tickets.
{20530}{20612}Who cares if your 'boy|got into Harvard?
{20614}{20673}My 'boys taking me to the Laker game.
{20691}{20744}Yep. Courtside seats.
{20757}{20801}He couldve taken any'body|he wanted to,
{20802}{20890}'but he decided to take the old man.|Yep.
{20892}{20934}All right, Fred, listen,|l got to get off here.
{20935}{21039}l got to go give my 'boy a 'big 'bear hug.|Talk at you later.
{21079}{21109}My 'boy!
{21189}{21271}So what was it you wanted to say|a'bout the tickets?
{21292}{21349}They have holograms.
{21350}{21393}Look, hes dunking, now hes not.
{21394}{21488}Dunking. Not. Dunking. Not. Dunking.|Not. Dunking. Not. Dunking. Not.
{21490}{21516}Bye.
{21578}{21662}My 'boy. My strange, strange 'boy.
{21949}{21985}Hey, Dad!
{22019}{22045}Whats up, good 'buddy?
{22047}{22102}Hey, hey, l just wanted to tell you|how much lm looking forward
{22104}{22146}to going to that game with you tonight,
{22147}{22231}sitting side 'by side,|right next to each other.
{22289}{22373}Excuse me.|You know what these 'burritos do to me.
{22423}{22472}But l love them!
{22525}{22586}Are you gonna 'be all right|for the game tonight, Son?
{22588}{22632}Yeah. Yeah, Dad. No, lll 'be fine.
{22633}{22740}l just hope you dont mind|'because this is my third.
{22807}{22860}And l pro'ba'bly shouldnt|have gone con queso.
{22862}{22906}You know what lm saying?
{23006}{23106}You know, come to think of it, l do have|some paperwork l need to catch up on.
{23107}{23164}May'be you could find some'body else|to go with you.
{23165}{23249}But, Dad, its supposed|to 'be just the two of us.
{23335}{23416}Theres no one else|ld rather share this experience with.
{23437}{23471}Lucky me.
{23472}{23518}But, hey, if you dont really want to go,
{23519}{23576}l mean,|l could pro'ba'bly find some'body.
{23637}{23734}Lakers rule!|So, what time are we leaving?
{23796}{23849}Hey, may'be Thor would like to go.
{23866}{23929}-Jackson?|-What? What? lts like fate!
{23930}{24045}Him just showing up here like|l invited him, which, of course, l didnt!
{24071}{24128}l get it. You want me to lie.
{24162}{24242}Mr Stewart,|is it okay if l lie in your house?
{24285}{24390}All right, fine. l... l invited Thor first,
{24391}{24459}'but then you went all my 'boy on me,
{24460}{24511}and he 'brought over|that 'basket'ball deathcake.
{24513}{24581}l gained five pounds|just looking at the thing!
{24582}{24608}-Now, hold on, son.|-No, l know.
{24610}{24654}l know, Dad,|l screwed up and lm sorry.
{24655}{24693}lm a terri'ble person.
{24694}{24745}Look, l dont even deserve|to go to this game.
{24746}{24782}Why dont you guys|just take the tickets?
{24783}{24820}Son, l screwed up and lm sorry.
{24821}{24855}You dont have to yell at me.
{24856}{24931}l mean,|lll just watch the game on TV and...
{24941}{24977}Youre sorry?
{24978}{25056}They were your tickets. l invited myself.
{25057}{25138}And lll tell you what, you were just|trying not to hurt the old mans feelings
{25139}{25236}and that means more to me|than any old silly 'basket'ball game.
{25274}{25374}lll just let you guys|have your father-and-son moment.
{25375}{25415}So 'beautiful.
{25531}{25646}Okay. l know what youre thinking,|'but that was not me.
{25702}{25755}Welcome to The Teen Court.
{25756}{25855}Today, we hear the case of|Dissed, Dumped and Dateless.
{25856}{25936}First, lets meet our defendant,|Matt Marshall,
{25937}{26000}high school sophomore|and alleged dumper.
{26001}{26095}And now our dumpee|is entering the courtroom.
{26137}{26172}Youre going down, pal.
{26329}{26363}-Save it for the judge.|-Right.
{26364}{26461}All rise for|the honoura'ble Judge Joe Barrett.
{26462}{26507}Thank you, Big D.
{26533}{26629}When l first read this case,|l pushed it to the top of my docket.
{26630}{26724}You want to know why?|Because lve got a daughter, hotshot.
{26742}{26770}Yeah.
{26784}{26826}Slam dunk, 'ba'by.
{26847}{26892}Now, sweetheart, it says here
{26894}{26992}that youre suing for the cost of a dress,|hair and makeup.
{26993}{27046}-ls that true, darling?|-Dont forget the shoes.
{27048}{27107}-Tears.|-And mani-pedi.
{27160}{27224}This girl got a mani-pedi for you?
{27240}{27312}-l can explain.|-Youll have your chance.
{27313}{27383}l have to say that. Hes got no chance.
{27431}{27488}Now, tell me what happened, angel.
{27516}{27621}My friends too upset to speak,|so she asked me to plead her case.
{27622}{27696}-Go on and proceed, 'ba'by girl.|-Thank you.
{27744}{27859}Your Honour,|ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
{27861}{27964}what would this country 'be|if men didnt keep their promises?
{27965}{28047}What if George Washington|promised to cross the Delaware,
{28049}{28160}'but didnt|'because it was a little chilly outside?
{28161}{28264}What if A'braham Lincoln promised|to save the Union,
{28265}{28364}'but 'broke that promise|cause he wanted to 'buy a new hat?
{28373}{28451}What if Rutherford B. Hayes...
{28452}{28530}Yo, Tina Talks-a-lot, come here.
{28608}{28656}l know what youre thinking.
{28657}{28729}How does she do it without any notes?|Well...
{28768}{28819}lll tell you what lm thinking.
{28821}{28907}lf some'body doesnt get food dumped|on them in the next five minutes,
{28909}{28966}then my audience is going to dump me.
{28968}{29062}And if Joe gets dumped,|Joe cant pay for his 'big 'boat.
{29064}{29123}And Joe likes his 'big 'boat.
{29146}{29182}Got it.
{29183}{29315}Okay, so you asked her out,|you stood her up
{29316}{29366}and you 'broke her heart.
{29384}{29505}And now all we want to know is, why?|Why? Why? Why?
{29507}{29552}-Big 'boat!|-lm done.
{29607}{29679}Now, 'before l pronounce you guilty,|do you have anything to say?
{29680}{29706}Your Honour...
{29707}{29782}Come on, come on,|he hasnt got all day!
{29813}{29942}This isnt fair. l only changed my mind.|She changed her... Everything.
{29985}{30053}l asked out this really cool skater girl,
{30054}{30183}and the next day,|shes all girly and frilly and weird.
{30184}{30286}l mean, Save it for the dance.|Whered that come from?
{30328}{30406}She just wasnt the girl|l had a crush on.
{30407}{30464}-You had a crush on me?|-Yeah.
{30465}{30586}-ls this true? Did you change?|-Well, she made me.
{30621}{30674}Everything seems to come 'back to you.
{30676}{30745}Well, l was just trying|to turn her into a ninth-grader.
{30746}{30830}l mean, you shouldve seen|the way she looked 'before.
{30831}{30907}-l liked the way she looked 'before.|-You did?
{30908}{31018}What does he know? Has he ever read|a teen fashion magazine? l think not!
{31032}{31064}He doesnt know what he wants.
{31065}{31144}He needs to 'be told what he wants.|Hes a 'boy!
{31145}{31239}lll tell you what l want.|l want to serve up some justice.
{31241}{31317}And l think l know just who|l want to serve it up on.
{31318}{31412}-Serve it up! Serve it up! Serve it up!|-Serve it up! Serve it up! Serve it up!
{31414}{31467}-Serve it up! Serve it up!|-Serve it up! Serve it up!
{31469}{31541}Whoa, whoa, whoa, two seconds.|lm 'begging!
{31542}{31577}Thank you.
{31602}{31719}lsnt the important thing that these|two wonderful kids are 'back together?
{31721}{31782}lsnt that why were all here?
{31784}{31859}Have you ever seen this show?|Look around.
{31918}{31966}Okay, l admit it. lm sorry.
{31967}{32000}Lilly, l shouldve never tried|to change you.
{32001}{32027}Youre great the way you are.
{32029}{32055}Totally.
{32057}{32129}-So you forgive me?|-Yeah. Sure, whatever.
{32130}{32191}Look at that. Every'bodys happy.
{32206}{32288}Looks like another Teen Court case|is closed.
{32290}{32329}Not quite.
{32366}{32400}Oh, 'boy.
{32431}{32521}Todays guilty party|gets a heaping plate of spaghetti,
{32544}{32612}smothered in a hearty tomato sauce
{32613}{32724}and topped with plenty of|squirmy, oily anchovies!
{32807}{32891}That is some stinky justice!|Case closed.
{32911}{33010}Whered you get these anchovies, Joe?|Fishing on your 'big 'boat?
{33133}{33235}Trading two seats for three.|That was sheer genius, Son.
{33236}{33303}And getting up here|was great exercise.
{33318}{33365}My lungs are on fire.
{33366}{33423}Criminy, my nose is 'bleeding.
{33442}{33532}So were a little high up.|At least the sound is great.
{33565}{33635}Dad! Dad, save the popcorn!
