{90}{159}And, as the male 'bear says hello|to the female 'bear,
{161}{252}another mating season 'begins|in the Alaskan wilderness.
{254}{298}Okay, inappropriate!
{358}{414}lll 'be right 'back, Beary-'boo.
{493}{529}Dont slouch.
{599}{662}Could you please not 'be such a girl?
{764}{806}Wasp! Big wasp!
{1200}{1266}Take that, wasp! Not in my house!
{1313}{1351}Wheres Beary?
{1705}{1744}Come on!
{1746}{1806}You get the limo out front
{1847}{1936}Hottest styles, every shoe|every colour
{1938}{2033}Yeah, when youre famous|it can 'be kind of fun
{2035}{2132}Its really you|'but no one ever discovers
{2156}{2240}Who would have thought|that a girl like me
{2242}{2372}Would dou'ble as a superstar?
{2374}{2475}You get the 'best of 'both worlds
{2477}{2523}Chill it out, take it slow
{2525}{2566}Then you rock out the show
{2568}{2674}You get the 'best of 'both worlds
{2676}{2717}Mix it all together
{2719}{2802}And you know that|its the 'best of 'both worlds
{2941}{2983}You monster!
{2985}{3029}lt was an accident!
{3031}{3122}Easy for you to say|when you whacked the only witness.
{3124}{3181}This was cold-'blooded 'bearicide.
{3205}{3267}Come on, Miles.|Hes just a stuffed animal.
{3290}{3375}ld cover his ears, 'but theyre gone.
{3428}{3506}All right. Fine. l will 'buy you a new one.
{3534}{3683}How? This is not just a stuffed animal,|its a part of my childhood.
{3685}{3761}The move from the cri'b|to the 'big girls 'bed,
{3763}{3846}the measles, the mumps,|the potty-training,
{3848}{3886}he was there through it all.
{3888}{4004}We were all there for the potty-training.|Look what l did, look what l did!
{4027}{4090}That was an important moment for me.
{4126}{4174}Stupid directions.
{4176}{4256}lts just a 'bookshelf,|not the dang space shuttle.
{4281}{4392}You kids know any'body|who speaks Portuguese, Dutch or...
{4394}{4446}ls this He'brew or Chinese?
{4460}{4521}Daddy!|Look what Jackson did to Beary.
{4523}{4570}lt was an accident. There was a wasp.
{4572}{4607}-Where?|-See?
{4669}{4699}Daddy!
{4723}{4774}lm sorry, honey,|'but you know lm allergic.
{4776}{4872}And those little 'buggers are just drawn|to my Brazil nut conditioner.
{4897}{4954}Dad, can you forget a'bout your hair|for, like, 1 0 seconds
{4956}{5002}and help me here?
{5004}{5095}Oh, no. l dont know|if this is your stomach or your 'butt.
{5132}{5214}Hey, lm sorry, darling,|'but youre in high school now.
{5216}{5284}Dont you think youre a little too old
{5339}{5449}to 'be waiting this long for your 'brother|to apologise? Do it, 'boy!
{5512}{5572}Miles, lm sorry a'bout your 'bear.
{5633}{5701}May he rest in pieces.
{5756}{5801}Come on, hes a toy!
{5803}{5851}He was also my friend.
{5853}{5926}And he will 'be avenged!|Avenged, l tell you.
{6056}{6150}Get ready for the only thing|worse than Jackson, his room.
{6212}{6283}-Are you sure this is safe?|-A'bsolutely!
{6327}{6374}lf youre a sewer rat.
{6444}{6478}What are you doing?
{6480}{6559}l want to say good'bye to my mom,|just in case.
{6606}{6637}Suck it up!
{6639}{6698}We gotta find something|Jackson really loves.
{6700}{6774}Anything worth loving|would die in here.
{6976}{7018}That is not funny.
{7135}{7182}Hey. What a'bout this?
{7184}{7250}Oh, no. lts not good enough.
{7252}{7367}When Jackson sees that its gone,|it has to hit him right in the gut.
{7369}{7428}Like when l lost Beary Bear.
{7430}{7479}Let it out. Let it out.
{7489}{7596}lts not that. Theres a stench over here|thats making my eyes water.
{7737}{7795}Who puts raisins on pizza?
{7797}{7846}And why are they moving?
{7873}{7913}Get it!
{7949}{8018}Miley, we gotta hurry.|Jackson could walk in anytime.
{8020}{8099}lts all right.|l got Oliver on Jackson duty.
{8119}{8171}Speaking of Jackson doodie...
{8192}{8268}Oh, no, its okay.|lts just chocolate pudding.
{8376}{8441}-Favourite fruit?|-An apple.
{8457}{8519}-Second favourite fruit?|-A pear.
{8521}{8604}Third favourite fruit, and remem'ber,|youve already used apple and pear.
{8606}{8665}This is the dum'best survey|lve ever heard. lm going home.
{8667}{8742}No, you cant.|This is for half of my grade.
{8744}{8770}ln what class?
{8772}{8849}Sociologicology.
{8886}{8912}Favourite word?
{8914}{8970}Wait a minute. l know this one.|Good'bye!
{8972}{9065}No. l still have to test your reflex skills.|Catch me.
{9067}{9150}Dude, lm trying to get away from you.|Why would l want to catch you?
{9152}{9231}Because... Because l just did this.
{9319}{9374}Those are excellent reflexes!
{9593}{9656}Whats Rico doing in Jacksons room?
{9685}{9795}Something Jackson loves.|Something Jackson loves.
{9917}{9973}Never gonna happen, my friend.
{10089}{10146}-Hey. What a'bout this?|-Careful!
{10164}{10274}That is Jacksons autographed|Joey Vitolo 'base'ball.
{10276}{10346}lf anything happened to that,|hed freak.
{10445}{10474}Hello.
{10555}{10599}Yeah? What?
{10613}{10656}Oliver says|Jacksons on his way home.
{10658}{10689}How much time do we have?
{10699}{10750}Stupid, weird kid.
{10783}{10815}Not much.
{10879}{10941}-You do not want to go in there!|-Weve got no choice.
{10943}{10969}No!
{11048}{11097}Towel, towel...
{11293}{11356}lts a good thing l straightened up.
{11642}{11706}l cannot wait to see the look|on Jacksons face
{11708}{11809}when he sees the shredded remains|of his stupid little 'ball.
{11811}{11966}My 'ball. My precious|little autographed 'base'ball.
{11984}{12060}-Still dizzy from Jackson fumes?|-A little 'bit.
{12082}{12113}Hey, whats your dad doing out there?
{12115}{12159}l dont know.|Building a 'bookshelf or something.
{12161}{12233}That is so cool|he knows how to do stuff like that.
{12261}{12345}Dang ni'blets! Sweet fla'b'bit!
{12347}{12449}A glungshtacken does not fit|into a flogenhagen!
{12479}{12515}Hello, ladies.
{12517}{12561}-Hi, Dad.|-Hey, Mr Stewart.
{12589}{12623}Having fun?
{12639}{12778}You 'betcha! Just doing what men do.|You know, 'building stuff and loving it.
{12841}{12919}Have you, 'by any chance,|seen the first aid kit?
{12949}{12999}-Upstairs closet.|-Thanks.
{13177}{13314}Okay, Vitolo.|You are a'bout to go from a great player
{13316}{13366}to a grated player.
{13398}{13432}Miley, are you sure you wanna do this?
{13434}{13494}l mean, the whole Beary Bear thing|was an accident.
{13496}{13590}Youre right.|lll make it look like an accident.
{13648}{13726}l am in the mood|for some grated cheese.
{13768}{13868}And heres something that looks|like a fancy gourmet cheese 'ball.
{14034}{14129}Come on, do it!|Do it, you manicured little wimp.
{14131}{14231}Come on! Whats the matter with me?|Why cant l do it?
{14233}{14286}Face it,|youre just not that kind of person.
{14288}{14348}Youre right.|Why do l always have to 'be so good?
{14350}{14428}l cant even look at this any more.|You take it.
{14817}{14853}No!
{14997}{15079}-Now thats what l call an accident.|-Youre right.
{15097}{15168}lt is almost like it was meant to 'be.
{15170}{15264}l have a destroyed 'bear,|and now hes got a destroyed 'ball.
{15266}{15333}Once again, the universe is in 'balance.
{15347}{15415}-Hey, Miles. l got your 'bear fixed.|-What?
{15417}{15474}Yeah, well, l was thinking,|if you wrecked something of mine,
{15476}{15536}even 'by accident,|ld 'be pretty mad, too.
{15538}{15638}So, there you go.|Hope this lets me off the hook.
{15660}{15739}-You are most definitely off the hook.|-Cool.
{15835}{15898}And l am so on it.
{16121}{16221}And l didnt think l could do it.|And l was so right.
{16284}{16367}Okay, look. lt may not 'be perfect,
{16369}{16437}'but, you know, in a certain kind of light,
{16439}{16569}if you tilt your head|and close your right eye,
{16571}{16639}then close your left eye...
{16641}{16675}Yeah, that works!
{16677}{16769}You guys, whats the 'big deal?|lts just a signed 'base'ball.
{16771}{16820}Go to a collectors shop|and get a new one.
{16822}{16910}What is it,|a Ba'be Ruth or a Willie Mays?
{16912}{16981}No.|lts just some guy named Joey Vitolo.
{17033}{17143}This was a Joey Vitolo?|What kind of an animal are you?
{17158}{17214}lm not liking where this is going.
{17216}{17332}Hes the only guy in history to hit|five home runs at his first five at-'bats.
{17334}{17367}Then how come l never heard of him?
{17369}{17441}Because on his last home run,|he did a cartwheel to cele'brate,
{17443}{17501}tore up his shoulder|and never played again.
{17503}{17578}Now he owns some pasta place|in Pasadena.
{17580}{17661}A pasta place in Pasadena,|thats perfect.
{17663}{17724}lf youre thinking a'bout|getting his autograph, good luck.
{17726}{17814}Since the cartwheel ended his career,|he wont sign anything.
{17816}{17915}Last year, l tried to get his autograph|on a napkin...
{17917}{17967}He 'blew his nose into it.
{18002}{18034}ls that the thing|you have framed in your room?
{18036}{18102}And someday, itll 'be worth a fortune.
{18147}{18213}No offence, Oliver, 'but youre a guy.
{18215}{18317}Trust me, when a sweet innocent girl|like me asks,
{18319}{18374}he has got to say yes.
{18402}{18428}No.
{18482}{18558}But my 'brothers 'ball is ruined.
{18592}{18640}Well, in that case, no.
{18680}{18747}Now, youre gonna order|some ravioli or 'beat it.
{18749}{18780}-But she was just...|-Bye.
{18782}{18812}-But you dont...|-Bye-'bye.
{18814}{18869}-All l need...|-Bye, 'bye, 'bye.
{18909}{18985}Come on, Joey.|Dont you care a'bout your fans?
{18987}{19022}Once again, no.
{19024}{19081}l gave them the 'best|eight-and-a-third innings of my life,
{19083}{19133}and you know what l get?
{19135}{19234}-lm the punch line on ca'ble sports.|-lts true.
{19236}{19323}When a player does a face plant,|they call it a Vitolo.
{19346}{19383}lts terri'ble.
{19424}{19470}You know what?|As far as lm concerned,
{19472}{19503}that part of my life is over, all right?
{19505}{19580}The only things l really care a'bout|is linguini, lasagna...
{19582}{19655}-Daddy.|-And my little girl. Hello, sweetheart.
{19657}{19723}-Hi, sweetie. Whats your name?|-Angela.
{19725}{19810}Angela! What a 'beautiful name.
{19812}{19883}How a'bout you get your daddy|to sign this 'ball?
{19885}{19956}How a'bout you order|some ravioli or 'beat it?
{19958}{20003}Thats my girl!
{20005}{20054}Yeah, adora'ble.
{20131}{20181}Hey, Miley, check out the shirt.
{20204}{20259}Yeah, l think we have|a little Hannah Montana fan here.
{20261}{20309}She rules.
{20311}{20390}-Really?|-Totally. Okay, ready?
{20392}{20450}Shes got the limo out front
{20488}{20583}Hottest styles, every shoe|every colour
{20585}{20611}Yeah, when she...
{20613}{20640}Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.
{20642}{20728}Hey, you dont have to|listen to it 50 times a day.
{20746}{20792}-Wanna 'bet?|-Wanna 'bet?
{20822}{20867}Hey, sweetie,
{20869}{20963}if l could 'bring Hannah Montana|down here to meet you,
{20965}{21013}could you get your daddy|to sign this 'base'ball?
{21015}{21098}-You know Hannah Montana?|-Losing feeling, losing feeling.
{21100}{21128}Nice try, kid.
{21130}{21196}But l dont care who you 'bring in here,|'because lm not signing anything.
{21198}{21245}Losing feeling, losing feeling.
{21247}{21281}Hell sign.
{21500}{21551}Oh, hey, Dad.|Hows that 'bookshelf going?
{21553}{21602}lts really cooking now.
{21701}{21761}-Want a weenie?|-lll pass.
{21772}{21837}You sure? lts flogenhagen-flavoured.
{22195}{22232}A little used.
{22357}{22394}A lot of used.
{22448}{22491}Theres my pudding.
{22653}{22740}My 'ball. My Joey Vitolo!
{22768}{22797}Miley.
{22813}{22910}l will 'be avenged.|Yes! l will 'be avenged.
{22989}{23049}l dont remem'ber raisins in that.
{23098}{23132}Not again.
{23278}{23322}And there you go.
{23324}{23415}Okay, lve signed every visi'ble part|of your daughters 'body.
{23417}{23496}Now, will you please|just sign my friends 'ball?
{23498}{23583}Sure. No pro'blem.|Right after the show.
{23605}{23642}What show, Joe?
{23644}{23692}Hit it, Paulie.
{23707}{23737}No way.
{23829}{23898}This was not part of our deal.
{23922}{24003}You do a few num'bers, you tell them|to try the veal and youre out of here.
{24005}{24039}This isnt fair.
{24041}{24119}You promised my friend|you would sign their 'ball
{24121}{24167}if l met your daughter!
{24169}{24245}When youre right, youre right.|Not a pro'blem.
{24326}{24384}-Here you go.|-Thank you.
{24386}{24419}This just says Joey.
{24421}{24452}lf you want the Vitolo part,
{24454}{24509}youre gonna have|to get your old 'blue jeans up there
{24511}{24558}and make some noise.
{24560}{24600}Old 'blue jeans, make some noise.|You get it?
{24602}{24637}Fine.
{24639}{24719}But you are setting a terri'ble example|for your daughter.
{24721}{24766}l can live with that.
{24865}{24964}-Why are there two microphones?|-lts funny you should ask that.
{25018}{25044}There.
{25062}{25122}Dont upstage me, kid.|lts my restaurant.
{25124}{25195}Fine. But l aint pushing the veal.
{25197}{25253}l thought you were gonna say that.
{25255}{25323}Oh, yeah! Try the veal!
{25582}{25680}You will tell me what l want to know.
{25704}{25846}The choice is whether you will tell me|'before the pain or after!
{25871}{25919}Now, where is the 'ball?
{25936}{25976}What 'ball?
{26027}{26156}The Joey Vitolo my dad gave me|for my 1 3th 'birthday! That 'ball.
{26182}{26258}-l dont know what youre talking a'bout.|-Fine.
{26279}{26372}Perhaps a trip to the closet|will jog your memory.
{26405}{26461}Youll never get me to squeal.
{26483}{26557}Youre right. You are strong.|But he is weak!
{26595}{26640}Oliver, dont let him 'break you!
{26642}{26716}lts okay. lts just a closet. What is that?
{26763}{26843}No, no, no. Help me.
{26935}{27006}Shes at Vitolos.
{27075}{27146}Tai chi practices|Snow'board champion
{27148}{27255}I could fix the flat on your car|I might even 'be a rock star
{27257}{27290}Thank you!
{27373}{27463}And now, a special Vitolo treat,
{27483}{27554}almost as sweet as the cannolis.
{27556}{27682}The musical stylings|of Montana and Vitolo.
{27744}{27791}Vitolo and Montana.
{27981}{28068}Dont let no small frustration|Hey!
{28070}{28113}Ever 'bring you down
{28115}{28154}Thats right, 'ba'be.
{28156}{28237}Just take a kooky situation
{28239}{28292}And turn it all around
{28294}{28324}Im talking 360.
{28326}{28402}With a new attitude|everything can change
{28404}{28477}Like the Sunday 'brunch,|now featuring an omelette 'bar.
{28479}{28515}How you want it to 'be
{28517}{28585}Black forest ham is extra, honey.
{28587}{28718}Lifes what you make it|So lets make it rock
{28720}{28749}Thats right, kids.
{28751}{28842}Lifes what you make it|So, come on
{28844}{28870}Try the veal.
{28872}{28901}-Come on|-Come on
{28903}{28946}-Come on|-Come on
{28948}{28994}Come on|Yeah
{28996}{29033}All right. Now heres the 'break down.|Come on.
{29035}{29072}-What?|-Yeah. Just follow my lead, all right?
{29074}{29137}lts good. lts good stuff. Come on.
{29315}{29346}Come on.
{29787}{29839}Hannah, what are you doing?
{29890}{29990}What does it look like lm doing?|lm trying your daddys veal.
{29992}{30050}Hey, what are you doing?|Youre em'barrassing me.
{30052}{30119}You 'better pull yourself together|for the second show.
{30121}{30171}Washed-up 'ballplayer say what?
{30173}{30247}l got an agent and|a record producer coming, all right?
{30249}{30312}You want that 'ball, you 'better|make me look good, all right?
{30314}{30397}A Justin Tim'berlake mask|couldnt make you look good.
{30399}{30440}-Do you know who l am?|-Yeah.
{30442}{30495}Youre the guy l used to look up to.
{30497}{30570}Now youre just some jerk|whos taking advantage of my friend.
{30572}{30613}Come on, lets go.
{30615}{30684}But l ruined your 'ball.
{30686}{30747}l know. And l know it was an accident.
{30749}{30821}And its okay,|lm letting you off the hook.
{30946}{30999}Jackson, hold on. Wait.
{31001}{31041}l dont understand.
{31043}{31136}l didnt let you off the hook.|l wanted you to suffer.
{31138}{31234}l saw that last num'ber.|l think weve 'both suffered enough.
{31236}{31307}-So you dont want your 'ball any more?|-Nah.
{31309}{31361}No autograph is worth this.
{31378}{31408}Thanks.
{31435}{31490}Hold on! l forgot something.
{31492}{31519}Hey!
{31544}{31574}-Hey, Joey.|-Yeah.
{31576}{31628}-Ready for the 'big finale?|-What finale?
{31630}{31659}Yours.
{31674}{31717}One meat'ball to go!
{31870}{31916}Right in the cannolis.
{32004}{32081}You know, it was awful nice of you|to forgive Mr Vitolo.
{32083}{32202}Well, after he finally signed|the 'base'ball and he apologised,
{32204}{32288}l figured it was time for me|to let him off the hook.
{32348}{32446}Now, if youll excuse me.|l promised Joey one last song.
{32460}{32498}Hit it, Paulie!
{33091}{33187}Thats weird.|Joeys signature is different this time.
{33189}{33242}On the 'ball you gave me,|the Y was all curly, you know,
{33244}{33315}kind of like the way you do yours.
{33317}{33355}Hey.
{33357}{33448}You know if l could dance like that,|ld give myself a 10.
